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smurfus

02/17/2011

Rufus Mangrove

you see, it’s kind of rounded at the edges. and the top part is a lot smoother than you would think. but i’m telling you, just put your hands on top of it and it’s probably the smoothest thing at least I have ever felt before. and i’ve been in the industry, how much would you say, thirty-three years. that’s about right. i’ve been here a long time. and again, i’m telling you, there’s nothing better than a smurfus on your ass when you’re having fucking pancakes to screw the whole damn thing up.

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