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borough warfare

05/05/2012

Rufus Mangrove

if i had to describe it in a few minutes, i think the real difference between manhattanites and brooklynites comes down to movie theatres. in manhattan, when something goes wrong with the movie in the theatre, everyone gets all serious and they won’t leave the place until they get a refund and free drink or something. and they’ll be pissed and make sure everyone hears them say that “they’re never coming back to this place ever ever again” and that they’re going to lodge a complaint with the city on the new 3-1-1 app for iphone. they all then start yelling with one another and then after five or ten minutes everyone starts blaming bloomberg or newt gingrich.

but in brooklyn, when something goes wrong with the movie, everyone just kind of shrugs and laughs quietly to themselves.

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  1. May 7, 2012

    Whatever! She looks fabulous!

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