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Posts tagged ‘leica m8’

picking teeth

08/22/2011

Rufus Mangrove

once in a while, i dream of molars encompassed by fields of gold flakes.

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galaxy warrior

04/12/2011

Rufus Mangrove

my name is sky maldonado. i am a galaxy warrior. i have training in several forms of martial arts, including other fighting styles, like waxing and vibration waves. i’ve been a strict vegetarian since joining the order of galaxy warriors nine years ago. my life was different then. i went to school so i could get a job. i got a job so i could be in debt. i just kept working and working but really not going anywhere. and then i met the emperor, the father of all galaxy warriors. he taught me to start eating kale because it cleansed the mind. he taught me to stop paying all my bills with cash or credit but instead to send typewritten poems about mountains. we could get away with it because there were thousands of us. they were afraid because they knew the galaxy warriors could get others to stop paying. but that’s one of our smaller victories in the whole scheme of things. we’re in charge of running the most sophisticated eavesdropping equipment in the world. we’ve converted every telephone booth to what we call ultragravitational eavesdropping beacons. these devices actually float in the airwaves and using a reverse filter, absorbs words as chains of sentences and emails them to various anonymous networks run by the government. you don’t see us, but we’re the cogs.

And you can dance

04/09/2011

Rufus Mangrove

tonight i wanna dance with someone else

dog of war

04/01/2011

Rufus Mangrove

on the fourth day he appeared. he looked a bit like a canary wrapped inside some kind of plastic bag. i didn’t want to touch him at first. i knew about germs and cleanliness and frankly i was one of those types of guys that just kind of got skeeved out by things that maybe most people don’t get skeeved out by. like carrots for instance. i can’t stand even the sight of them. i feel like i hear nails scratching a chalkboard over and over and over again. the only thing that can drown out the feeling is boy george man. not the new boy george with the slick hair and sober stare. it’s when he had all those colors in his hair and he was on everybodys pencil cases and thermoses and folders if you were under thirteen and you knew all the words to karma karma karma karma karma chameleon and there were just rumors that he was on drugs and was gay and was just a total mess and not the star of your entire life along with michael jackson. that’s the only shit that works for me when it comes to carrots.

el sinai

03/30/2011

Rufus Mangrove

thirsty.

the sisters of droolville

03/30/2011

Rufus Mangrove

try some.

the taxman cometh

03/30/2011

Rufus Mangrove

can i deduct those meals. is my contribution to a roth ira an above the line deduction. i don’t have a receipt but i have the credit card statement. if i claim my son as a dependent because he’s in college, can he claim himself as a dependent. what number do i fill in for the 1099-DIV when i can’t find the box numbers. what the fuck is the hope credit. where do i download form 2441. how do i determine the cost basis when i bought them at different times and different places.

ticket time

03/30/2011

Rufus Mangrove

you’re going down.

why not

03/30/2011

Rufus Mangrove

i smoke wherever the fuck i want to.

clown

09/06/2010

Rufus Mangrove

do you have a shot, over?