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Posts tagged ‘imagine’

mr. loverman

02/26/2011

Rufus Mangrove

i met this girl on monday, took her for a drink on tuesday . . .

crossing the border

02/25/2011

Rufus Mangrove

i kept walking and walking and then before i knew it, i was in fucking china.

waxed

02/25/2011

Rufus Mangrove

warren buffet comes to our store the first thursday of every month. i’ll let you come watch for a small price.

the plastic curtain

02/21/2011

Rufus Mangrove

slipping through.

sarah palin is secretly in love with me

02/19/2011

Rufus Mangrove

she makes me whisper mao tse-tung quotes in her ear.

smurfus

02/17/2011

Rufus Mangrove

you see, it’s kind of rounded at the edges. and the top part is a lot smoother than you would think. but i’m telling you, just put your hands on top of it and it’s probably the smoothest thing at least I have ever felt before. and i’ve been in the industry, how much would you say, thirty-three years. that’s about right. i’ve been here a long time. and again, i’m telling you, there’s nothing better than a smurfus on your ass when you’re having fucking pancakes to screw the whole damn thing up.

i know why the caged bird sings

02/15/2011

Rufus Mangrove

But a caged bird stands on the grave of dreams

the empress

02/15/2011

Rufus Mangrove

“i’ll definitely be the most popular girl in my class,” she thought as she rubbed the miniature scepter in her pocket.

life is beautiful

02/15/2011

Rufus Mangrove

it is. sometimes. once in a while. not really. you’re naive. have you been to the city recently? it could be if i had more money. if i was taller. if i had a bigger apartment. a dog would be nice. i came here about fifteen years ago. i was supposed to be here for a few years. now i can’t leave. too many, you know, things i have here. rent. friends. it’s not that i can just get up and just go. next time around, i’ll go to med school.

new kirk ave

02/12/2011

Rufus Mangrove

get me the fuck out of here.