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Embrace your earwax

01/23/2015

Rufus Mangrove

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“As my Uncle Bobby used to say, “Everybody has earwax!” It took me until the early 2000’s to fully appreciate and understand his advice.

Everybody has earwax.

It couldn’t be any simpler. But that maxim has been distorted. People everywhere are trying to get earwax out of their ear, but only when no one is looking. They use a Q-tip, their finger, or a pen cap to remove the wax. This kind of behavior, while seemingly satisfying, is short-lived, unproductive, and a little vegetarian. Maybe, with a little bit of luck, a person can get something out of their ear with a fingernail or a Q-tip. But when that stuff is really analyzed by scientists in North America, it’s been shown time and time again that most of that’s just dirt or bread crust, but not the magical fairy holy supreme inner earwax that ear pickers seek day in and day out for the rest of their lives. This wax is dark orange or black and when extracted, looks a bit like a crushed up and flattened raisin, and tastes like old wet cardboard. That’s the stuff that makes an ear itch.”

-Chris Tuckbee, “My life on the inside,” Page 32, Reprinted with permission from the National Podiatry Chronicles of Luther Valley, MD.

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Ride Along

12/15/2014

Rufus Mangrove

ride along by rufus mangrove

Was I there by the grace of chance or was she?

Metro

04/03/2014

Rufus Mangrove

metro by rufus mangrove

I went to sleep last night just like every other night.
But this time I woke up three years later,
with a little less hair and a little more wrinkles than before.

Today I think I’m going to try something different.
I have a note posted on my desk.
It says that if you keep doing the same thing you’ll never change.

Tomorrow I’m going to start.
For real this time.
I’m going to write it down.

Once upon a time

03/28/2014

Rufus Mangrove

once upon a time by rufus mangrove

Maybe I should have gotten on that train.

everyday can be a new day

07/22/2013

Rufus Mangrove

everyday can be a new day rufus mangrove

everyday can be a new day if you let it.