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Posts tagged ‘12mm heliar’

the taxman cometh

03/30/2011

Rufus Mangrove

can i deduct those meals. is my contribution to a roth ira an above the line deduction. i don’t have a receipt but i have the credit card statement. if i claim my son as a dependent because he’s in college, can he claim himself as a dependent. what number do i fill in for the 1099-DIV when i can’t find the box numbers. what the fuck is the hope credit. where do i download form 2441. how do i determine the cost basis when i bought them at different times and different places.

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ticket time

03/30/2011

Rufus Mangrove

you’re going down.

why not

03/30/2011

Rufus Mangrove

i smoke wherever the fuck i want to.

flatbush avenue

03/06/2011

Rufus Mangrove

i gripped the wheel tighter, knowing now there was no turning back.

brownie mix

03/05/2011

Rufus Mangrove

giving fathers heart attacks since 1998.

dad

03/05/2011

Rufus Mangrove

dads are for catching fireflies.

bodega dreams

03/05/2011

Rufus Mangrove

you need dreams to keep you going, because when you’re waking up at five a.m. everyday to do pushups and situps and jump rope and then running outside when it’s thirty degrees out, you need an incentive. you need that ‘if’ to make you work just a little harder so when you do finally get that match to get you to the next level, you’re not going to fuck it up because someone out there was hungrier than you. i think some people are wrong when they say you only got one chance. you always have another chance. but if you fuck up your chance, you get used to fucking up. you come to accept it. and once that happens, the game is over.

waxed

02/25/2011

Rufus Mangrove

warren buffet comes to our store the first thursday of every month. i’ll let you come watch for a small price.

sarah palin is secretly in love with me

02/19/2011

Rufus Mangrove

she makes me whisper mao tse-tung quotes in her ear.

i know why the caged bird sings

02/15/2011

Rufus Mangrove

But a caged bird stands on the grave of dreams