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Posts from the ‘commute’ Category

Yesterday

11/06/2014

Rufus Mangrove

Glen Burnie, MD by Rufus Mangrove

Some days turn into the next day and the next before I have a chance to do anything. And then because I didn’t do anything, I am caught between whether I should be doing something now or to continue doing nothing. I end up doing something, but invariably it’s never about what I should be doing.

i am kim kardashian

11/01/2011

Rufus Mangrove

i don’t know what kind of country we live in nowadays when the front page of over seventy-five percent of the dailies are reserved for what’s left of kim kardashian’s marriage. everyone is pointing their fingers and shaking their heads in disgust. but give the bitch a break. i mean, we want the drama. we want the fights. we want some salaciousness and some excess to top it off. that’s what makes that big ass of hers so interesting and fun to follow. if i wanted just to look at big ass, i’d go to the grand concourse with my video camera. kim kardashian is more than that. she took a big ass and gave it neon lights and a moustache.

new kirk ave

02/12/2011

Rufus Mangrove

get me the fuck out of here.

nymph

02/12/2011

Rufus Mangrove

i keep my wings at home with my magic super special wand.

you ride the damn thing

02/12/2011

Rufus Mangrove

the fucking thing bit me the last time i tried to ride it.

oh snap

02/11/2011

Rufus Mangrove

oh my fuck ing god. that jenny is one god damn whore putting her tongue all over greg like that. my mom was always right about her. she never had any class. that whole family had no class, thinking they’re better than us because the siblings went to summer day camp at camp laurel. but i know that the only way that family came into any money was from that old shriveled up guy her mom was giving it to every weekend on the second floor of abc home on broadway. i should go pour some of this coffee on her face. i’m not some kind of mean bitch, but she started telling everyone, i mean everyone, that i picked up the clap from that puerto rican kid that started at stuy last month.

wutang clan

02/11/2011

Rufus Mangrove

before the rza, there was me.

he had one chance to impress her

02/11/2011

Rufus Mangrove

He was a hardworking middle manager.
She was airbrushed to look like an italian supermodel.
He knew he would have one chance to impress her.

busting is the name of the game

02/11/2011

Rufus Mangrove

i didn’t get to where i am by simply letting things happen. i make things happen. you best believe that i’ll be on your ass if you try to conceal a gravity knife from me or do anything that would be in violation of the new york state penal law. i have the whole damn thing memorized. you see that big ass truck? i keep my family in there. they’ve been in there the last three weeks. if you think i’m hard on them, imagine how hard i’m going to be on you when i put my knee in the middle of your back.

guavatown

02/11/2011

Rufus Mangrove

i left guavatown for this?