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In the bush

04/23/2010

Rufus Mangrove

The blondehaired subway tigress can often be spotted on the rush hour trains, standing near a door, even if there happened to be seats. This was a technique to make her appear taller to the numerous predators that scour the subway. That the photographer could get so close to the tigress was more dangerous than he first thought. This tigress was a far east Siberian tigress, which meant she had an ample supply of poison darts hidden in her sweat glands that could kill a man in twenty three seconds.

The cantekerous cucumber

04/20/2010

Rufus Mangrove

Cut me

The world is my oyster

04/17/2010

Rufus Mangrove

A fucking raw oyster if you ask me

Notorious BIG

04/09/2010

Rufus Mangrove

B I G
P o p-p a

No info for the DEA

Coco Curious

04/08/2010

Rufus Mangrove

Coco Curious. Damn, she’s Lux Urious

I left my heart in san francisco

04/06/2010

Rufus Mangrove

I left my heart in San Francisco, near that hilly street with all the furry little lanterns and dollar pancakes.

i don’t know, probably

04/05/2010

Rufus Mangrove

I don’t know, probably.

i shall not tell you

04/03/2010

Rufus Mangrove

I shall not tell you the answer to number twenty four on the algebra test. I know the answer of course and my veiled sense of ethics Is just a cover for my own insecurity of being called a b or c.

wake up man

04/01/2010

Rufus Mangrove

the man, apparently asleep, was in no position to notice the woman he was currently dreaming about.

the knitter

04/01/2010

Rufus Mangrove

the knitter knits knowing she is creating the flap to cover the hole in the ozone layer