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liquid cinnamon sugar donuts

06/07/2012

Rufus Mangrove

if you think this has to do with you then think again man. and that’s where the bible got it really wrong when it comes down to it. the fact that the women came second after the man and shit doesn’t mean that the women were created for the man. a lot of people say that but you know science, real science without the politics, can really change paradigms. what if i told you that if you take a look at a woman’s galaptor cells under a microscope, and you can get this on ebay, you’re going to see without a shadow of a doubt that a woman is related to the modern day entenmann’s softee donut but in a much more concentrated form. to put it in perspective, just one drop of their liquid cinnamon sugar donuts is enough to make three hundred thousand boxes of donuts.

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  1. June 10, 2012

    I keep telling my husband this. We could take over the world with a diabetic coma if we wanted to.

    • Rufus Mangrove #
      June 10, 2012

      You guys already took over the world with your liquid cinnamon sugar donuts. All we can do is hide in our houses and wear pink oxfords and remember how good we were at baseball or soccer or football or a b or c like it was last month when we’re talking about at least twenty years ago.

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